Don't ever have fun. Ever.

My winnings! Documented.


December 7-13
Tuesday - 3
Wednesday - 5
Thursday - 3
Friday - 5
Saturday - 5
Sunday - 4
Monday - 4


What if you have to use the lavatory but don't have the facilities and absolutely refuse to go outside? Hold it.
Some tips on holding the dam:

- While standing, cross your legs, it keeps everything where it should be. Sitting, not so much. Crossing your legs whilst sitting can actually causes more discomfort, pain and lack of bladder control. weird.
- Don't shake or move around too much, you'll pee yourself.
- Don't go chasing waterfalls... or think about them... or any kind of water really.
- Don't think about wanting to urinate and how great it would feel to relieve yourself. Don't think about that with a full bladder. ever.
- Stay focused. Remember why you're here... not to us the bathroom, you have other, more important things to do other than empty that inconveniently full bladder. pssh.
- Pee on your own terms, don't let people boss your bladder around.
- Don't laugh. Have fun. Juggle. or high five.
AND
- Don't press the bottom of your stomach. Why would you do that?

Happy urinating this fine Christmas season!

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