I know you've all just been waiting in anticipation of these numbers...
Tuesday - 4
Wednesday - 3
Thursday - 4
Friday - 5
Saturday - 3
Sunday - 4
Monday - 5
For your entertainment I have supplied you with some fun lil' facts about that liquid your bladder holds!
http://funky-facts.blogspot.com/2010/06/15-facts-about-urine.html
Have a merry merry merry MERRY Christmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Monday, December 20, 2010
Tuesday, December 14, 2010
Don't ever have fun. Ever.
My winnings! Documented.
December 7-13
Tuesday - 3
Wednesday - 5
Thursday - 3
Friday - 5
Saturday - 5
Sunday - 4
Monday - 4
What if you have to use the lavatory but don't have the facilities and absolutely refuse to go outside? Hold it.
Some tips on holding the dam:
- While standing, cross your legs, it keeps everything where it should be. Sitting, not so much. Crossing your legs whilst sitting can actually causes more discomfort, pain and lack of bladder control. weird.
- Don't shake or move around too much, you'll pee yourself.
- Don't go chasing waterfalls... or think about them... or any kind of water really.
- Don't think about wanting to urinate and how great it would feel to relieve yourself. Don't think about that with a full bladder. ever.
- Stay focused. Remember why you're here... not to us the bathroom, you have other, more important things to do other than empty that inconveniently full bladder. pssh.
- Pee on your own terms, don't let people boss your bladder around.
- Don't laugh. Have fun. Juggle. or high five.
AND
- Don't press the bottom of your stomach. Why would you do that?
Happy urinating this fine Christmas season!
http://www.wikihow.com/Hold-in-Pee-when-You-Can't-Use-the-Bathroom
December 7-13
Tuesday - 3
Wednesday - 5
Thursday - 3
Friday - 5
Saturday - 5
Sunday - 4
Monday - 4
What if you have to use the lavatory but don't have the facilities and absolutely refuse to go outside? Hold it.
Some tips on holding the dam:
- While standing, cross your legs, it keeps everything where it should be. Sitting, not so much. Crossing your legs whilst sitting can actually causes more discomfort, pain and lack of bladder control. weird.
- Don't shake or move around too much, you'll pee yourself.
- Don't go chasing waterfalls... or think about them... or any kind of water really.
- Don't think about wanting to urinate and how great it would feel to relieve yourself. Don't think about that with a full bladder. ever.
- Stay focused. Remember why you're here... not to us the bathroom, you have other, more important things to do other than empty that inconveniently full bladder. pssh.
- Pee on your own terms, don't let people boss your bladder around.
- Don't laugh. Have fun. Juggle. or high five.
AND
- Don't press the bottom of your stomach. Why would you do that?
Happy urinating this fine Christmas season!
http://www.wikihow.com/Hold-in-Pee-when-You-Can't-Use-the-Bathroom
Monday, December 6, 2010
Eyes on the Prize.
What's the idea, right? I am, indeed, blogging about how often I urinate. I know this sounds odd and maybe even a little disturbing to some, but I thought of it while in the act one day at a Wendy's. I usually wiz pretty often, especially on road trips and thought about how much I actually urinate per year, thus another pointless blog was born.
{The internet will let us talk about anything}
So, for the next 52 weeks I will be updating once a week with numbers, facts and an occasional water making experience myself or a loved one might have.
I hope you enjoy it, ya know, as much as someone can enjoy urine. yeah.
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